Welcome To NIGGAVILLE

5 THINGS THAT NIGGAZ LOVE:

Whether you're just visiting Or planning to Reside in Niggaville, there are a few common interest that all the citizens of the town share....remember when in Niggaville do as the Niggaz do! Again sorry for the extreme use of the word "Nigga"


(1) Bad Black Films: "Soul Plane", "Belly 1 & 2", any "Friday" film after the first, "The Wash"....the horrendous list goes on for days. Niggaz not only like these films but have held them in such high regard that you might catch an ass whippin' if you downplay their quality. Yay, another low budget film featuring the same cast of ass-clown actors as the last one I saw. I swear "Easel" from "Friday" has been in every bad black film shot in the past twenty years. These films are clearly ignorant stereotype catalyst, but legions of niggaz swear by their value.

(See anything directed by Ice Cube)

(2)BET Reality Shows: Niggaz love celebrities and niggaz love BET. The Freemasons (I kid, I kid) over at BET saw a profit in these two facts and combined the two. So they went and grabbed our favorite black "A-List" Celebs and mounted them with cameras. This resulted in great programming like "The Frankie & Neffie Show", "Hell Date", and every niggaz favorite...."Tiny and Toya". Ah yes, the joys of watching crack addicted mothers yell into microphones, and following around incarcerated rappers baby mothers. Fuck PBS when you've got these types of goods.

(See Sambo or Step 'n' Fetch It)

(3) Retro Haircuts: Gumbys, flat tops, and fro hawks have swept the nation like the fuckin' Mocarana Dance did in the 90's. It's clear to me now, that both successfully made normally sensible niggaz look like psych ward escapees. Those haircuts were only cool because EVERYONES haircut was fucked in those periods....niggaz have yet to figure this out.

(See Pro Cuts)

(4) Coogie Brand: If niggaz had an official uniform....oversized Coogie shirts would definitely be it. Highlighter colored shirts with the occasional random native American stitched in the front would be the game day attire. Some truly dedicated niggaz will go as far as rocking Coogie Shoes...this is referred to as being "Coogie'd Out". In full Coogie attire, the wearer usually resembles a bag of native American flavored skittles....not good. (See A Young Nigga In Any Local Shopping Mall)

(5) See Through Shoes: Yes, this is serious...there are niggaz walking around in "clear" shoes. I've seen three different pairs of see through Air Forces this year alone. Are your socks truly that fucking death defying? If so why not just wear those "fly" ass socks WITHOUT SHOES!!! Wearing see thru shoes is the equivalent of wearing zip lock bags on your feet.

(See Melissa's For Men)