Rappers say the Darndest Shit

Over the years, rappers have said some of the most questionable, WTF-like shit. It has put them in very awkward positions, gotten them indicted or just had the public questioning their intellect. So throughout the week, NASAGANG.com will compile a list of STUPID SHIT. Enjoy.

-"I read somewhere I'm homophobic...shit; go through the hood, it's MAD niggas on my dick"

Ryder Music by 50 Cent

              -Mr. Jackson. Really? Is don't know if THAT'S the point you really wanna prove, brother.

  -"...She love sucking up cum, I think I'mma give her some" Side 2 Side by DJ Paul of Three 6 Mafia

                    -DJ Paul: Hey, lemme buy you a drink. What would you like? Woman: I'll have some cum. DJ Paul: Hey bartender, a double shot of cum on the rocks for the lady, please. Shaken, not stirred.

I'm pretty sure that's how that came about.

-"It's so hot up in the club, I ain't got no shoes on" Ay Bay Bay by Hurricane Chris

                      -WTF. Who get that hot in the club to where they take off there SHOES!!!!!!

-"Don't call me Flip no motherfuckin' more...call me Flipperachi" What It Do by Lil' Flip

            -As Cedric the Entertainer once said "I aint callin' no grown man Flipperachi". Besides Flip, we already got you a new name, Lil' Flop.

-"Show me what you working with, bitch! What you got? I really wanted to fuck you, hoe, but you went a shaved ya cot...A bald head pussy ain't shit". She Luv It by Pimp C of UGK R.I.P

Worst. Gynecologist. Ever.

-"Got a young red stallion, say she 20 years old, when she pop it from the back you see that hairy asshole" Hairy Asshole by Pimp C of UGK R.I.P

-Hard to determine if Chad Butler is talking about Seabiscuit or Shanell from up the street. Either way, the pimp LOVES hairy nether regions, doesn't he?

-"Walk in the club with your thumb in your mouth, put my dick in, take your thumb out" Whisper by Ying Yang Twins

             -WTF? There are SO many things wrong with this I don't know WHERE to begin. Are...there...babies...in this club? Who walks around sucking their thumb? Maybe he was Cirque again, eh? Secondly, dude must have a minute Johnson if she can put his joint in his mouth while STILL sucking her thumb, and pull it out afterwards.

-"Call my Phil Moore naw nigga becuse i feel more "Grimmy by Noreaga

   "They call me Stan still, cause I fuck and just stand still" Noreaga

Apparently it's known throughout the hood that Nore has mild strokes after sex.