Welcome to Niggaville

NIGGAVILLE TRANSLATIONS (1ST Edition)

The first lesson you must learn if you want to survive in the land of Niggaville, is how to read between the bullshit covered lines. In order to help you on your journey, I've given you a few nigga translations that I think will definitely come in handy....Sorry for extreme use of the "N" word.

(1) "I'm right around the corner my nigga" - This phrase is usually said by a nigga who's already running late. He's actually nowhere near you as he's telling you this, he honestly only says this shit to confirm that he will "eventually" be arriving at your house, but at no time soon. Once he arrives, you are usually left thinking to yourself..."Either this nigga was lying or he just hit the longest fucking corner in history!" (See "CPT or Colored peoples time")

(2) "I don't fuck nothin' but dimes"- This phrase is usually uttered by a nigga you couldn't imagine having intercourse with a spider monkey let alone a "dime". This is either a lonely mans conversation starter or a delusional mans last cry for help. (See "Porn Addiction or Pocket Hockey")

(3) "I fuck with that nigga cuz he real"- WTF kind've answer is that? This phrase is usually what a nigga says to justify his like for someone whom he really knows nothing about. The convo usually goes something like this:

REY: So you like this Waka Flocka cat?

MARK: Yeah, that's my nigga!

REY: This nigga sounds retarded tho, my nigga.

MARK: I fucks with that nigga cuz he real!

(See "Cock Rider or Pole Jockey)

(4) "Pray for me" (Facebook)- 97% the time when a nigga post this phrase, he knows that not one person on his friends list is going to actually pray for him, he only puts it up in an attempt to get someone to further inquire about his ridiculous, self created, "fuck up". (See "Attention Whore" or "Nobody Cares")

(5) "My Nigga, she thick than a bitch"- Not only does this phrase sound grammatically stupid, it's usually a down right lie. Because the term "thick" has no scale to measure on, niggaz throw it around like it's a damn football. In most cases, this term means fat. (See Morbidly Obese or Plumper)

(6) "I'm over here, just getting to the money"- Getting to the money is typically another way of saying "I live with my mom and work a low paying job...but here's a picture of me posing with my entire paycheck." (See "Internet Nigga" or "Cyber Baller")

(7) "They call me ________"- Often times when niggaz are inadequate, they live their life as a character. They become so delusional, that when asked their name, they give you a nickname that not even their closest friends and family call them. Who really calls their homeboy "Killer Jimmy" or "Yo Freshness"? (See "Trying Too Hard" )