5 Ways To Tell She's Not Just Into You

"Abort soldier!!! Abort!!!" In the military, this termanology pretty much means "Turn around and get the fuck out while you still can." On the battlefield that we call dating, in 2010, it means "Pack your shit up and call it quits while your man hood is still in tact."

As men, so many of us live by a code that once worked for our grandfathers..."Be persistent because persistence is key"....but this couldn't be further from the truth, when dealing with the "new age" woman. In fact, persistence usually leads to your testicles running further up into your stomach and you being further emasculated.(Bitched) We here at NasaGang have grown tired of watching so many potentially great men waste time chasing their tails in hopes of "getting tail". So we decided to comprise a list of things that should definately let you know that, not only are you failing, but that your testosterone levels are falling drastically low.

1) THE SIDE HUG/ PAT: If a girl finds you too repulsive or brother-like to give you a full frontal hug....the idea of her allowing any form of intamacy to occur is about as likely as Waka Flaka actually enrolling in college to major in geometry. When the side hug is done in combination with the soft upper back pat, not only is she not interested, but she may actually hate you.

2) THE TERM "BESTIE": A girl calling you her "Bestie" is the equivelent of calling you her coaster....you are actually just a "douche" that she enjoys using as a sexless place holder, until a "real man" comes along. The "bestie" plays the role of the "gay friend", the only catch is that the "bestie" isn't gay, which makes his situation much more  embarrassing.

3) TWITTER/FACEBOOK YES, PHONE NO: Most women enjoy the cliche late night phone conversation, so when she completely avoids these conversations at all cost....YOU LOSE!

This is especially lame when you try to  establish contact via the phone and get no reply, but receive a facebook/twitter message 3 minutes later....this is a girls way of avoiding a potentially intimate moment with you. Afterall, how close can you really get in a Direct Twitter Message or a Facebook Wall Comment? Point proven.

4) THE OTHER GUY: Even if its negative....too much direct talk of another guy, is a tale tale sign that you have stepped face fucking first into the "friend zone". This talk means that you're SO off of her radar, that talking about another nigga is the most natural shit in the world. If she actually ask for your input....pack your now "tiny" testicles up and get ghost.

5) THE OTHER GIRL: This is probably the most blatant "I'm not interested" maneuver in the book!!! When a girl attempts to hook you up with her friend or any girl other than herself....just yell "fuck this" and run as fast as you can to your nearest exit. This not only can lower your testosterone, but can actually increase your estrogen to dangerously high levels.