Retro: TOP 10 TRICKS GIRLS USE ON FACEBOOK TO LOOK BETTER!!!!!

Ran across this old post and felt like this needed to be revisited. Lol so Enjoy. 

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10.The Bend Over Pose

9.The squeeze them titties pose

Yes ladies, we're staring at your ones-and-twos. Unlike the traditional bend-over pose, the purpose of this classic Facebook photo is to highlight the subject's glorious rack, thus taking the attention off of the girl's face. It's a blissful optical illusion for a butterface, and especially effective when the boobs are squeezed togethe

8.Bend another girl over pose like we fuckin pic

Even if it's just a little innocent grinding, girl-on-girl doggystyle pics push the evenlope one step close to straight-up girl-on-girl lesbian action.

7.Self taken bathroom pic

This is without a doubt the most narcissistic type of Facebook photo. More often than not, the type of women who pose in the mirror aren't even attractive. It's a surefire sign of an attention whore who is usually so desperate for online gratication that she's willing to turn the camera on herself in a bathroom mirror before blasting it out to the Internet. Unless it's a photo of your buddy blacked out and hurling cheap vodka and Domino's pizza at 3 in the morning, there's nothing more disgusting than a Facebook photo taken in the same room dedicated to taking a shit.

6.Bag Over Stomach Pic

Beware of the girl who has an enormous, over-sized purse over her abdominal region in every Facebook photo. The dining hall and all those empty beer calories were not kind to her freshman year. There's an 85% chance she's concealing a Roseanne-esque sumo stomach behind that expensive Italian Christmas present from Daddy. Or else she's pregnant.

5.Just a headshot pic

Blah. Maybe in real life you're a smoke show, but the world will never know. In fact, you've already sent the general public a message: "Pet rocks, cottage cheese, and aluminum siding have more personality than me." It also screams: Don't forget to tip your struggling-actress/model waitress.

4.Taking Pics wit ugly ass friends

Some smokeshows go to bitchy extremes in order to look better, even when it involves falling on the proverbial grenade.

3.the "deep thought" looking away from the camera pic (SUPER WACK)

Ugh. These are almost as bad as the girl who posts a head shot as a photo. Seriously, just look at the camera already and stop pouting. This girl is quick to untag herself from any and every album. No matter how loaded this girl gets, there's not a snowball's chance in hell she'll smile.

2.The black and white pic

Terrible acne? Paler than Tilda Swinton? No problem! All too often chicks resort to black-and-white profile pics as a nifty solution for fixing all those f-ugly blemishes without make up.

1.The duck face dumb ass lip pic

THE FUCKIN WACKEST PIC YOU CAN POSSIBLY TAKE!!!!!!!


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